Dr. Klean Bootay Quiz<\/title>\n<\/head>\n<body>\n <div id=\"nuclear-quiz\" class=\"nuclear-quiz-container\">\n <h2>How Clean is Your Bootay IQ?<\/h2>\n <form>\n <div class=\"question\">\n <p><strong>1. What\u2019s the main benefit of using a bidet over toilet paper?<\/strong><\/p>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q1\"> It\u2019s more expensive<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q1\"> It takes longer<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q1\"> It cleans better and is more hygienic<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q1\"> It\u2019s only for fancy people<\/label>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"question\">\n <p><strong>2. What do we usually wash with water?<\/strong><\/p>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q2\"> Our dishes<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q2\"> Our hands<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q2\"> Our pets<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q2\"> All of the above<\/label>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"question\">\n <p><strong>3. How many trees are cut down each year to make toilet paper?<\/strong><\/p>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q3\"> About 10 million<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q3\"> About 27,000 a day<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q3\"> Around 500,000<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q3\"> Too many to count<\/label>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"question\">\n <p><strong>4. What’s a cheeky way to say ‘switch to a bidet’?<\/strong><\/p>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q4\"> Stop the smear campaign<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q4\"> Join the Clean Bootay Club<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q4\"> Stop wiping and start washing<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q4\"> All of the above<\/label>\n <\/div>\n\n <br>\n <button type=\"submit\">Submit<\/button>\n <\/form>\n <\/div>\n<\/body>\n<\/html>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Klean Bootay Quiz How Clean is Your Bootay IQ? 1. What\u2019s the main benefit of using a bidet over toilet paper? It\u2019s more expensive It takes longer It cleans better and is more hygienic It\u2019s only for fancy people 2. What do we usually wash with water? Our dishes Our hands Our pets All […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10,"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8\/revisions\/10"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}

{"id":8,"date":"2025-05-28T00:00:27","date_gmt":"2025-05-28T00:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/?page_id=8"},"modified":"2025-05-28T00:00:27","modified_gmt":"2025-05-28T00:00:27","slug":"quiz","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/?page_id=8","title":{"rendered":"Quiz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n \n Dr. Klean Bootay Quiz<\/title>\n<\/head>\n<body>\n <div id=\"nuclear-quiz\" class=\"nuclear-quiz-container\">\n <h2>How Clean is Your Bootay IQ?<\/h2>\n <form>\n <div class=\"question\">\n <p><strong>1. What\u2019s the main benefit of using a bidet over toilet paper?<\/strong><\/p>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q1\"> It\u2019s more expensive<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q1\"> It takes longer<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q1\"> It cleans better and is more hygienic<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q1\"> It\u2019s only for fancy people<\/label>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"question\">\n <p><strong>2. What do we usually wash with water?<\/strong><\/p>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q2\"> Our dishes<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q2\"> Our hands<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q2\"> Our pets<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q2\"> All of the above<\/label>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"question\">\n <p><strong>3. How many trees are cut down each year to make toilet paper?<\/strong><\/p>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q3\"> About 10 million<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q3\"> About 27,000 a day<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q3\"> Around 500,000<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q3\"> Too many to count<\/label>\n <\/div>\n\n <div class=\"question\">\n <p><strong>4. What’s a cheeky way to say ‘switch to a bidet’?<\/strong><\/p>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q4\"> Stop the smear campaign<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q4\"> Join the Clean Bootay Club<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q4\"> Stop wiping and start washing<\/label><br>\n <label><input type=\"radio\" name=\"q4\"> All of the above<\/label>\n <\/div>\n\n <br>\n <button type=\"submit\">Submit<\/button>\n <\/form>\n <\/div>\n<\/body>\n<\/html>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Klean Bootay Quiz How Clean is Your Bootay IQ? 1. What\u2019s the main benefit of using a bidet over toilet paper? It\u2019s more expensive It takes longer It cleans better and is more hygienic It\u2019s only for fancy people 2. What do we usually wash with water? Our dishes Our hands Our pets All […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10,"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8\/revisions\/10"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/drkleenbootay.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}